Monday, November 23, 2009

Servin' it up to a-holes in Audis

Dear Shit-for-Brains,

I understand the no-stopping, bus & bike lane on Bay St makes a convenient idling location for your bitch's Timmy's shit-in-a-paper-cup run. Since I'm a considerate cyclist, next time I'll stop and offer to make the run for you myself. You'll get a steaming cup of what will be, in your case, genuine brain food.

Also I'll try not to flip your side mirror again.

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